you know when you just dislike a person so much that you can’t even begin to express how much you hate them

• me: did it hurt?
• person: what
• me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
• person: 

GAYLORD I HAVE SUNBURN

HA.

HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Only spent a couple of hours in the sun and my face has gone really brown and my freckles have all started coming out.. English weather really isn’t that bad at the moment :)

shesastrangelittleboy:

valiantchild:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

#on 21st december the brits will be the first to die #because they won’t run #they will simply say ‘No you first’ ‘no you’ ‘I insist’ #that or form an orderly queue to die

and then when someone pushes in everyone behind just tuts at them

my cousins all just burst into my room and scared the shit out of me. i didn’t even know they were in my house. as a punishment i just showed them my gcse work and they looked horrified :D

and then when i looked out of my window a second ago, one of them was trying to do irish dancing and i don’t even know how to describe what the other ones were doing.

my family is so abnormal.

-alltimeblow:

okay so i live in an apartment and when i have my window open and my lights on you can see into my room directly at my all time low poster. so this dude was walking by outside and he was like “all time low sucks!” so i replied “at least they get more dick than you do!” and he was like “yeah, i doubt that” before he realized that i said dick and then he just kind of ran away